Friday, March 11, 2005

Two strikes...

I hate to pick on United Nude twice in one week, but they're just asking for it.



This is the Mobius Closed Hi sandal. I suppose that a shoe modeled after a Mobius strip is an interesting concept, and I do like the inventive shape and patent leather. But here is where it gets offensive.



It comes with spats. Spats. There's only one person who should own a pair of spats, and it's this guy:


Photos courtesy of zappos.com and unknownnews.net

4 Comments:

  • At 9:30 PM, Blogger cicelyfairfield said…

    but, you know, they're VELCRO spats, so um... while not viewer friendly, they're user friendly - and what's that saying about how if you're going to be ugly then you'd better be easy?

     
  • At 7:42 AM, Blogger The Princess said…

    "It comes with spats. Spats. There's only one person who should own a pair of spats, and it's this guy:",

    HERE HERE!!!! (loud applause)

    UGLY UGLY UGLY. The girls at "Go Fug Yourself" would be so proud of you!

     
  • At 7:30 PM, Blogger Moca said…

    these shoes are very unique and creative but soooo ugly. they look uncomfortable too...

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Blogger Asian Lep said…

    Now, now. They're interesting. People said the same things about Roger Vivier when he attached balls to his shoes.

    Yeah, but they are awfully ugly.

     

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