Why wasn't I born rich?

I really need to stop browsing on eluxury, because the number of achingly beautiful but expensive purses there is starting to depress me. Marc Jacobs in particular is doing a great job of trying to tempt me into debt with his Selma bag.

Photo courtesy of eluxury.com

This color is called "passion fruit." It sounds delicious as it looks, doesn't it? It fits comfortably under the arm and features eye-catching golden clasp hardware. And of course, it wouldn't be a Marc Jacobs bag without the signature twin pockets! My favorite part is that this baby is made of calf leather and lined in suede, which is a luxury now that many designers are switching to fabric linings or other man-made materials as a cost-cutting measure.

Looking at this picture before tax day is just torture. But I can't help myself.