The Naughty Monkey taunts me

Lord, where will it end? First people start wearing those cheap Chinatown plastic slippers everywhere, and now this.

Photo courtesy of zappos.com

Let me be clear: these are actual shoes. Made to be worn outside. In public. By adult women.

One reviewer writes, "These shoes turn heads!!!!" That's probably because people are wondering why the poor confused lady is wandering around wearing her house slippers, and where her negligent caretakers are.

Another person writes, "They look way better in person." I seriously hope so, because I don't know how they'd look worse.