Bad choices

Now, I know that picking on Irregular Choice is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. And yes, I do realize that the whole point of the company is create quirky and, *ahem*, distinctive shoes.

But sometimes I wonder if their designers have taken a few too many bong hits and drew up some shoes just to see if some misguided soul will buy them. It's entirely possible that they're sketching out a crazy pump with one hand and desperately clenching a fist to their mouth with the other in a futile effort to stifle hysterical laughter.

I mean, really. These shoes look like someone accidentally trod through a vat of Elmer's Glue and then proceeded to trample through the miscellaneous arts and crafts box at their toddler's preschool. And these boots...

Honestly, I don't even know what to say about these. Whatever these guys are smoking seems to be imparing both their jugement and their eyesight.

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