Childhood trauma for your feet

Remember when you were eleven, when your grandmother knitted you a sweater for Christmas that you absolutely hated but your mother made you wear it anyway? You know, that itchy old thing with the ridiculous reindeer on it that, despite its inherent cheesiness, at least ensured that you wouldn’t have to endure the indignity of wearing it past December? Well, the designers at Report have turned that sweater into a pair of kicky wooden slides.


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No need to thank them... Your humiliation is thanks enough.