Friday, February 10, 2006

Boots for every occasion

When I'm bored, I like to browse "The Strip" section of Zappos for interesting new shoe styles. They seem to have an endless variety of boots for every hobby and function, including:


Wookie Impersonation


Seducing the Michelin man


Stashing pots of gold at the end of rainbows


Flaunting your emaciated calf muscles


Subduing feet that have evidently gone insane


Candy Raving


Expressing your love of parquet flooring


Inflicting pain on strangers for an hourly fee


Swashbuckling

As an aside, I actually consider the second to last pair of boots pretty hot. I'm trying not to think too hard about what that says about me.

Photos courtesy of zappos.com

posted by CrankyBiscuit @ 6:41 PM  

12 Comments:

  • At 3:22 PM, Blogger ABC said…

    Some of those are pretty hot - even though they look like something a dominatrix would wear.

    The green boots are gorgeous. I would love to be able to pull those off.

     

  • At 1:36 PM, Blogger kymmie said…

    I needed the laugh. Thank you!

     

  • At 8:13 AM, Blogger Mary Anna said…

    If one were to purchase any of those boots, would that make them a fashion slave or a fashion victim?

     

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger Dinah said…

    Some of those boots should never be worn!

     

  • At 11:50 PM, Blogger LonaDay said…

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  • At 11:52 PM, Blogger LonaDay said…

    lol!

     

  • At 3:44 PM, Blogger Steph said…

    I actually love the last pair! They are... quite cute. I lol'ed about the Michelin Man boots - that exactly what my dad said when I got a puffer jacket! Oh and don't worry, I won't judge you by the type of boots you like... It was a good laugh!

    xoxo

     

  • At 9:24 AM, Blogger See Elle Oh said…

    Glad to see some clever, honest and funny commentary on some of the more ridiculous fashion choices out there.

    Really enjoyed this post!

     

  • At 9:26 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Nice
    boots,good collection of boots.Nice post.Thanks for post.

     

  • At 10:29 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    wonderful shoes!....i never saw this model in my favorite timberland shoes..great!

     

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