Monday, June 27, 2005

John Galliano: Fashion Forward Crazy Man

John Galliano is clearly insane. A genius, yes, but completely batty. And while such insanity has spawned some stunningly unique and beautiful creations, such as his gloriously opulent collection of couture gowns, it also harbors a far more sinister side. A side that results in abominations such as this:


Photo courtesy of saks.com

The sole and the cuff? Very promising. Everything in between? Appalling, and downright perplexing. Did they give the poor rabbit an atrocious haircut before his untimely doom? Why the shapeless, uneven texture?

This boot pulls off the extraordinary feat of making the wearer look as though their calves were afflicted by both rampant follicle growth and bulky cellulite... Certainly a novel image for the runways. If this is going to be the look for fall, I guess we'd better throw out those razors and start packing away those Twinkies, stat.

I can't shake the feeling that if we were to take an Epilady to it, we would reveal a really gorgeous boot underneath that mess.

5 Comments:

  • At 7:32 PM, Blogger Deja Pseu said…

    Ya know, there are now effective treatments for mange. Those boots need a trip to the vet, stat.

     
  • At 8:37 AM, Blogger ET said…

    Two words: FUR BONDAGE.

     
  • At 4:58 PM, Blogger The Princess said…

    That's VERY frightening.

    Also,

    congratulations to YOUR hubby, too!

     
  • At 1:22 AM, Blogger Fashion Style Chic said…

    Looks at the madness of the boot, "AGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *Runs Away*

     
  • At 9:51 PM, Blogger ET said…

    What are we congratulating about?

     

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